THE VAULT
There's a list I can't read and a code I can't break and a warning I can't take seriously, but all of that is according to you guys, who say you found all this crap in this place, so tell me what you found and I can tell you what we're dealing with. To the one who turned me into the cops before: I forgive you. I forgive the hell out of you. Just please contact me because I know you know who I really am, and now that I've been declared utterly not-guilty, I want to help you make right what something else made wrong. 

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DOWN, DOWN, DOWN

THE ROOSTER
If I hadn't found the record, this guy wouldn't have made sense to me at all. He's High Noon, and he wants to help the kids learn to play poker. He doesn't have a face left. None of them do, far as I know. 
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THE FOX
The idea behind this eludes me, I guess it was meant to be a joke, like, the female animal that's chased by the ma doesn't want him and has to trick him into falling off a cliff. (Is that a thing
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THE OUTLAW
If I hadn't found the record, this guy wouldn't have made sense to me at all. He's High Noon, and he wants to help the kids learn to play poker. He doesn't have a face left. 
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THE WITCH
The idea behind this eludes me, I guess it was meant to be a joke, like, the female animal that's chased by the male animal but doesn't want him and into falling off a cliff. (Is that a thing?
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THE PIRATE
She's holding an apple with a razor blade in it, and the razor blade is fake, like the plastic apple, but what purpose could that serve? Jennifer thivdvkfkjkjgnks she's a 
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THE KNIGHT
If I hadn't found the record, this guy wouldn't have made sense to me at all. He's High Noon, and he wants to help the kids learn to play poker. He doesn't have a face left. None of them do, far as I know. 
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THE DAMSEL
She's holding an apple with a razor blade in it, and the razor blade is fake, like the plastic apple, but what purpose could that serve? Jennifer thinks she's a warning to kids about halloween candy or something. 
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THE NEBULA
The idea behind this eludes me, I guess it was meant to be a joke, like, the female animal that's chased by the male animal but doesn't want him and has to trick him into falling off a cliff. (Is that a thing?)


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This was the radio program that broadcast from its secret location, blah blah blah, the bad guys got involved and now it's gone. I wish I had something more exciting to tell you. It looks like I was wrong about what I thought was happening, it wasn't all that sinister. Some people know what's going on, and about half of them don't think it's sinister at all, they think it's the best possible news. I know that part's not true. 

Basically, there's a few entities which seem like aliens or demons or angels but they're none of these things. They have strange effects which are neither good nor evil nor, far as I can tell, even useful. But what they did and what happened when I "spoke" to them makes me think maybe "evil" is a fantasy, cuz at least if they were evil, there'd be something to oppose. 

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